A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. If you find yourself in endless conversations with your partner that never quite end, you did get it right. Unless she’s deaf and you can’t be too arsed to learn sign language. The happiest marriage I can picture would be a union of a deaf man to a blind woman. They’ll live in perfect harmony. They say love is blind, and marriage is an institution. So what does that mean? There must be something in the water I’m drinking because all this wisdom is going to make me crazy.

Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her master’s degree. As a man in a relationship, you can be right, or you can be happy. Choose wisely. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There’s no need to…