Launcelot loved Gwinevere

And wanted his kingdom to thrive.

He knew if the barbarians

Cut her long Hair she would lose

Her beauty, and the kingdom would fall.

He kept her imprisoned in a tower

Where no one could go near her hair.

Having never accounted

For the fact that if no one

Could see her hair,

It served no purpose,

He never expected the unthinkable.

Her subjects were begrudged

Her loveliness, and the mighty

Kingdom fell anyway.