Hereโs a question for your Mother,
Did you know Santa had a brother?
On Christmas Eve he sets off too,
Delivering presents to me, or you.
Itโs not a bike or toys in his sack,
Something much less fun, and much more black,
This isnโt nice, but I must insist,
You hear this tale of the naughty list.
Santaโs brother, his name is Bruce,
Rides a sleigh, flown by a moose,
He delivers coal to lads and lassies,
Whoโve slammed a door or broke Dads glasses,
Theyโve knocked the telly off the wall,
Or kicked away their brothers ball,
Made their sister eat dog food,
Or said something that was rather rude.
Farted right on Daddyโs pillow,
Coloured Mums work notes bright yellow,
Let the air out the car tyre!
Set the whole house on fire!!
If you want a visit from a Claus whoโs jolly,
Please stop acting likeโฆ
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